A difficult brief!

My friend asked me to do a birthday card for her husband. Sure, I said. She text me a few days later. It's his 30th - fine I said. Can you make it Aston Villa colours she asked - No problem I said. I'd like it to reflect his life so far, so can it include a hockey stick, a football, something like a whistle to reflect the fact he's a PE teacher, our wedding and honeymoon to India, and the fact we have a baby due soon. Er.......

It was a tall order lol, and I had to use clip-art pictures which I don't like doing, but I just couldn't find all the other bits, but I think it's ok and I think she liked it!